there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure
Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.
Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”
“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”
“How about me?”
He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”
She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.
Graduating high school:
Suddenly having adult responsibilities:
so accurate it physically hurts
I was super sick yesterday pretty much up until now and now all I want is the ice cream that is in my freezer, but I know it’ll probably make me sick again, but uggggh is this what being an adult is?
What men don’t understand is that women are FIERCELY PROTECTIVE of underage girls because we remember when we were young and some adult man made us uncomfortable or manipulated us or was inappropriate with us and we were powerless.
I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights
other countries have their figure skating set to classical music and soulful movie soundtracks
and then there’s canada